Top 50 Sarah Palin OTHER Job Prospects

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Even though Sarah Palin is currently up for vice president, here is a list of job possibilities she might want to consider if she and McCain get whooped win in November by Obama/Biden:

 

1. Tina Fey stunt double
2. Car show model
3. Children’s book writer

4. Schoolteacher

5. Cheerleader coach

6. Cosmetologist

7. Nuclear physicist

8. Wal-Mart greeter

9. Comicon

10. RNC Spokesperson

11. Robot

12. Carnival contortionist

13. Field & Stream Editor

14. Adult film star

15. Paris Hilton’s new BFF

16. Gossip columnist

17. Neurosurgeon

18. Planned Parenthood Receptionist

19. Entertainment Tonight anchor

20. Taxidermist

21. Plumber

22. PETA activist

23. Alaska tour guide

24. Hand Model

25. Pole dancer

26. Civil War reenactment actor

27. Macy’s lingerie sales clerk

28. Surfer

29. Stick figure artist

30. Kid Rock groupie

31. Greeting card designer

32. Sue Johansen sidekick

33. Gold-digger

34. Dog groomer

35. Perfume tester

36. Drag queen

37. Massage therapist

38. Nail technician

39. Truck Driver

40. Easy Rider pin-up

41. Mortician

42. Hot Librarian

43. WWE Ring Announcer

44. Rockette

45. Pentecostal Preacher

46. UFO investigator

47. Taxi driver

48. Eyeglasses designer

49. NRA Lobbyist

50. NHL Hockey Mom Ambassador

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